You know what I find interesting and not racist…?– disconcerting ways that Dad starts a sentence
it's like livejournal all over again. amiright?
i woke up this morning feeling…old and new. like i’m finally myself for the first time. it’s like there was this weird darkness residing in me for a couple of years and it’s just…gone now. i feel light and great and like the person i always was/wanted to be. it’s really hard to describe. like i finally just let this huge burden go, something that’s been on...
Go in my room and in my medicine box take 2 extra strength Tylenol so you will...– Dad’s response when I told him I was freezing.
Have you ever woken up one morning, just absolutely hating yourself? I want to achieve greatness in my life so all this diseased living will mean something.
Seriously, it's the coolest thing. Suck a dick,... →
I've been saying it for years: math is fucking... →
She’s going hawking? Does she mean falconry or pretending they’re...– Delirious Sarah after a 9 mile day on steep slopes and beaches
Friday nights with my dad
Me- Wait…wait, ok…so the priest is trying to kill Michael, the dude on the train is trying to kill the other bad priest whose trying to kill the good bishop and the sister is trying to kill the dude eating the cannolis. Who is the dude delivering the message trying the kill? Dad- …he’s….he’s trying to kill…the other dude. Whatever, shutup Liz, this is the...