April 2011
18 posts
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You wear CONTACTS?! Christ, you must really...
5 TERRIBLE THINGS THAT GLEE TAUGHT ME THIS WEEK: 1. Don’t ever EVER try and change yourself.  Overweight and went on a diet? FUCK YOU, YOU FRAUD!! Had acne and went on Proactive?? WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.  2. Butt chins are really horrible, crippling, ugly thing. THANKS FOR THE SELF-CONFIDENCE BOOST, MR. SCHUE. EVERY GREEK NOW FUCKING HATES YOU. 3. Everyone everywhere always has a hat on....
Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: Pockets on Shrek "Shrek = big and green"
pockets big and full of green (money)
dumbass.
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: The ET essay was irrelevant.
Apr 22nd
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Don't even get me started on the music video...
A lot of things annoy me. Primarily among them is things that just don’t make sense. Not things that I don’t understand, because if I don’t understand it, it generally means I’m just too stupid for it. Which is fine, I can live with that. No, I’m talking about things that, no matter who you are, they do not make any sense. Usually, I find this in music. The top 100...
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
Apr 15th
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Stabler would have less anger problems if he...
Apr 12th
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I stopped smoking about a month and a half ago...
…how am I still pulling matchbooks and lighters out of every pocket? I mean EVERY pocket. There are 4 half used matchbooks, 7 (YES SEVEN) mini-lighters, and 4 regular lighters on my desk. I’m sure there’s more in the closet.
Apr 12th
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"wait...this thing isn't even touchscreen?! what...
Apr 11th
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yes, i will have the fried cheese sandwich and the...
Apr 11th
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But seriously, she's going to dress up as a... →
batfrogfightscancer: If the Batfrog ‘shop on the side didn’t give it away, your reward for donating to PurpleStride LA this year will be me in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume! (Yes, it’s one of those cheap spandex Halloween costumes, and it’s thoroughly embarrassing. You’re welcome.) Of course, like last…
Apr 10th
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Apr 5th
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No 1 =/= No. 1
Apr 5th
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dear idiots at a coffee shop
So I went to Chapman Coffee House tonight to do some research and drink some shitty coffee. Now, I was prepared for young morons do be here with their incredibly transparent attempt to be a cliche college student, but I didn’t understand the internal struggle it would present whilst there. You, you awful people, have now put me between a rock and a hard place. You have forced me to ask an...
Apr 4th
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write-ups from woot i want to cherish forever.
WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF ONLINE GAMING! With this helpful equipment you’re sure to realize humanity has no redeeming value whatsoever in no time at all! Greetings, confused stranger stepping out of a time capsule! It’s 2011, and the world is a bright, shining, confusing and terrifying place full of wonders, mysteries, misogyny, homophobia, and racism! We’ll explain all the nifty...
Apr 3rd
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i'm not ok with watching a final four game being...
fuck this. if this is what the next 20 minutes are going to be like, i’m going to heavily drink and curse some of the most subtle yet horrible reffing i’ve seen this entire tournament.
Apr 2nd
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i'm the one who wants to beee with yoou. deep...
Apr 2nd
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yes, i want guac. c'mon, man, look at me.
Apr 2nd
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