Batfrog's Walkin' for Cancer!: PurpleStride Los... →
batfrogfightscancer: If the Batfrog ‘shop on the side didn’t give it away, your reward for donating to PurpleStride LA this year will be me in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume! (Yes, it’s one of those cheap spandex Halloween costumes, and it’s thoroughly embarrassing. You’re welcome.) Of course, like last…
'i can make it to carl's jr and back in less than...
i'm going to start posting the awkward things that...
this is awesome.
really? you’re using a fall out boy song for your clips before the commercial break? a song that was popular 4 years ago? fall out boy? fall out boy. really.
don’t you dare make an alcoholic of me, VCU. i will day drink on a sunday if i have to. i believe in shaka. but i still can’t breathe.
Please tell me someone else is watching this game. 60% from beyond the arch, 60 PERCENT, up by 14 at the half. Yeah, VCU, FUCKING VIRGINA COMMONWEALTH UNIVERSITY, is up 14 at the half. Over Kansas. KANSAS. What the what. Lets go, Shaka Smart.
yeah, i'm proud of this.
i like sports
i like sports. i watch sports. i say stuff about sports when i think it’s interesting. i DON’T fucking post it as my facebook status in an obvious attempt to make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS I WATCHED THAT GAME. i feel like that alone wouldn’t be enough to irritate me (because fuck knows i post shit about games all the time. albeit, on twitter & tumblr which is significantly...
Dear Morons Who Can't Use Their Own Two Legs,
I refuse to believe I was this obnoxious as a Freshman-Sophomore. That was seriously only 3 or 4 years ago, there’s no way I was as completely oblivious to the world as these cretins. Walking to class isn’t a hard thing to do. I know, I know. It sounds difficult. Having to put shoes on, going outside and breathing fresh air, moving your legs in a reasonably rhythmic fashion....
There's only one thing that will help this... →
what the fuuuu--...
K BYE, BRACKET, BYE.
Saturday's Boss Button. Just want to immortalize...
This is the email sent from the CBS player “Boss Button.” Oh no. If you’re using the Boss Button today, clearly things at home aren’t going as planned. I figured that Thursday and Friday would be more difficult to navigate than Saturday and Sunday. Until I thought about it …while I was reading the list that was left for me on the refrigerator this morning. Sure, it...
Best Viral I've Seen In A While
For those of you who haven’t done it yet, when you’re watching the CBSsports player, there’s a “Boss Button” up top. Click that shit and take your time exploring it. Seriously, one of the better virals. Slow clap, NCAA, slow clap.
Call From Dad
“HI LIZ. I’M CURRENTLY PASSING THROUGH LONG BEACH. TRAFFIC IS MEDIUM WITH A 20% CHANCE OF RADIATION. I HAVE A SANDWICH FOR YOU. SEE YOU IN 20 MINUTES.”
54 seconds left in the Oakland-Texas game. Oakland down by 6. Then….: “Ok, we’re going to switch coveraged of this game from here, CBS, to TNT to bring you coverage of President Obama’s speech on Libya.” Screen goes split. Obama in the upper left corner, the game on the bottom. My immediate thoughts: “OH GOD DAMNIT, SERIOUSLY THIS IS BULLSHIT. I DON’T...
Richmond wins. that means it’ll be Richmond (12) v. Morehead (13) on saturday. which means one of those two will be in the sweet sixteen. which means a 12 or 13 seed with be in the sweet sixteen. i smell a cinderella story.
i seriously cannot handle march madness if it’s going to be like this all the time. MOREHEAD BEATS LOUISVILLE WITH A 3PT WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT. TEMPLE BEATS PENN WITH A JUMPER WITH 0.4 LEFT. BUTLER BEATS ODU WITH A OFFENSIVE PUT BACK WITH 0.3 SECONDS LEFT. PRINCETON ALMOST UPSETS UK, LOSES BY A LAYUP WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT. MY HEART HURTS. i need tea. seriously, my heart literally hurts.
more life lessons
i’m a ridiculously unattractive crier. i don’t cry over a lot of things. i will cry when Doctor Who regenerates.
don't need a boyfriend, i got my bracket.
things i’ve learned from this: it’s hard to hug a white board. and i’m sad.
also, i don’t give a shit who you are a bowl of cereal, a pile of bacon and some cheese ALWAYS sounds good. if you say otherwise, you’re a filthy liar.
Penetration, Isaiah is thy name.” “If he were in New York,...– CBS Pac-10 Tournament Final, Washington v. Arizona, Commentators Gus Johnson and Ben Wenzel proverbially sucking the dick of Isaiah Thomas
All I'm Going To Say About Glee
ordered my SATA cables, rewired my external hard drive and now it’s working like a dream. 320GB saved AND it looks all bad ass now. again, technology, BOW BEFORE ME. i am a GOLDEN GOD. now i get to make some sick enclosure for it to make it look even more awesome. the possibilities are endless! nerding out right now.
dance clubs are the worst. but for cereal.
i got a text from an old friend yesterday evening. “hey, i got a ticket. can we go out tonight?” i’m like, yes. that is an appropriate reason to go out. lets drown and/or dance our way into happiness. but our broke asses can’t afford drinks, so we decided to just head over to the District. The District is the only dance “club” in Orange. It’s the only...
Bruxie: Your Body Will Hate You
so finally ate a Bruxie today. Bruxie is a new waffle stand just across the street from Chapman that sells waffle sandwiches. i was really excited about this place because everyone had been raving about their gourmet sandwiches: goat cheese and roasted tomato, canadian bacon and egg, braised ribs with wild mushrooms. and, me, being a BIG fan of food, thought, ‘oh HEY GIRL HEY.’ ...