Every Goddamn Time
It was like watching a drag race between a Bugatti...
I don’t know what they taught you at Purdue (heads up, you guys, did you know he went to Purdue? Purdue! PurduePurdueTebowPurde did someone say basketball?), but that is not how you run an audible.
crumpetfighter: © 2011 Rebecca Head Based on a true story. A really stupid one.
This always happens to me in public
Congradulations! You win the 'Life Is Shitty'...
…by puking all over an OCTA bus!! Your prize is sitting on the floor Starbucks bathroom with the cold sweats and shakes until they kick you out or you get the balls to get back on a bus!!
…I really question the musical choices of MNF. Ok, not sometimes. All the time. Who is running that?
Songs That Deserve A Comeback; Upbeat Version
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, ‘MAN, I really want to rock out to some almost nonsensical music from the 70s!’ I’ve got a list for you. There are so many songs from the 60s, 70s, and 80s that really deserve to be covered and listened to again. Seriously, even after so many decades, they’re the best and catchiest songs I’ve ever heard. Here’s a list...
On Being Unemployed...
Con: I’m a hobo. Pro: I get to wear hobo clothes
Stories From My Dad
Your papou was a fucking asshole, Liz, but he sure knew how to swindle a car dealership. One time, he walked in with me, dressed all nice. He’d walk around and pick out the most expensive cars and yell, ‘I WANT THIS WITH EVERYTHING!’ You know, trying to make them think he had money to blow out his asshole. So the salesman would come over and be, “Yeeees….aahhh! Yees!...
thank you, reddit.
you should upboat this. e’erbody needs karma.