Dear Comic Con:
You and I used to have such a good relationship. I mean, we had some great times the last 8 or so years. At first was a little awkward, but that’s what it’s usually like. The first time I was…you know…with you, I wasn’t really into all the things you had to…”offer.” There were some pretty freaky things that you liked to do that really made me uncomfortable. Like cosplaying. That was really...